James & James are dedicated to providing high-quality furnishings for the discerning pervert. Whether you're outfitting a dungeon or want to fit some furniture for playtime into your living space, our products can suit any dom's or sub's needs, with craftsmanship you'd expect from hand-crafted furniture.

Only hardwood materials, no common construction-grade lumber


A variety of stains to match your environment and personal tastes

Thoughtful, innovative designs that allow a variety of uses


Dungeon Furniture

Built of fine hardwoods, hand finished, and made to take a beating better than most subs, our furniture will meet the needs of the most discerning dungeon owner. Whether you seek an old standard, like a St. Andrew's Cross, or something more imaginative, we have furniture for all your kinky needs.

Hide in Plain Sight

Our Hide in Plain Sight line allows you to quickly and easily switch from daily living to kinky playtime. These pieces transform conveniently into useful furnishings, requiring only basic tools or your own hands (and we like it when you get handsy...) Whether you're an apartment dweller, have shared living space, or simply like to keep your fantasy fulfillment tools on the down-low, we think you'll find a piece of furniture that's right for you.

Made to Order or Ready to Ship

Since we make your piece of furniture in your choice of wood and finish color, our normal time to complete your order will be six weeks. Of course, if we complete your piece sooner, we will ship it immediately upon completion. Occasionally, we will have some of our more popular pieces on hand for immediate shipment. Feel free to contact us and inquire about what we might be ready to ship today.

Free US Shipping

While you might need to hide our furniture, we don't like keeping secrets. That's why the price you see is the price you'll pay -- taxes are already included, and shipping is free within the continental US. If you live in Alaska, Hawaii, or outside the US, feel free to contact us for a shipping quote.

About James and James

James MacDonald and James Richards met in 2016 and bonded over many shared interests, from tabletop wargames to woodworking. James R. grew up assisting his father in his custom furniture-building business in Ohio, and James M. paid his way through college applying custom fine hand finishes at a furniture shop in California. Having both experimented with DIY furniture to meet their various kinky interests, conversations naturally led to the idea of building crosses, benches, and other bondage equipment that would be both useful and beautifully made. In 2020 they put down their floggers and picked up their saws and belt sanders and got to work!